Thursday, June 3, 2010

Why I haven't seen a grizzly yet. Yet.

I cannot remember a day yet during which I have not heard a conversation about a bear sighting, often within feet of Lake village. However, I am still not convinced that the grizzlies roam as wild and free as some might lead on. At least, they haven't invited me to any of their den parties yet.

You might be thinking, "Why would she want to see a bear? Or come close to it for that matter?"

Well, here are the reasons why I believe I haven't seen one yet.

Top reason: I work a lot. My many hours awake are often spent roasting beets or stirring fruit compote. I cannot even pronounce half of the dishes I serve on the line, but of course this just adds a bit of a challenge in the mix. I do love my job though. Each day has increased my cooking vocabulary enough to hold my own in a kitchen full of trained professionals. I must add that it is while I am doing these lovely things thats Mrs. Grizzly and her cub are lounging by Fishing bridge just two miles down the road.

Second reason: When I'm not working, I am hiking. Now you might say, "Well, you should see a bear easily on the trail." I respond: I have even seen the clear tracks. But not the bear. Maybe we sing too much or talk too loudly (which is the most encouraged way to warn a bear of your approach.) Amber and I have a contest going concerning who can become friends with a bear first. Unfortunately, I have to meet one to make a friend.

Last reason: I never carry a snickers with me. To some bears, this could be worth their time.

So, my goal: To see a grizzly. You might have your opinion as to what "type" of encounter might be the best, but I will leave that part open ended.

And for all you who could care less about grizzlies (which would be ridiculous!)...We start our services Sunday morning with ACMNP. We are all soo excited about the many convos taking place and the challenge we find here of what it means to love the heck out of people. Can I highlight the word "challenge"?

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